If Men Were Banks, Which will You be?

The easy going ones that like to keep their own peace but doesn’t care deeply – Oceanic Bank

The happy ones that would spend money on you carelessly just to have you but not for love – intercontinental bank

The small home boy who will always say ‘’you are welcome” – First Inland bank

Those that are lousy, think everything is possible and can even rape you when they hear “NO” – Bank PHB

The gentleman who cares about his lady….very faithful, even when she misbehaves – Fidelity bank

The tall guy that says “YES” when they mean to lie, they’ll say “don’t worry” when indeed you are missing – Skye bank

The very old stingy guys who think that a lady must pay their own bills yet “dem wan do” – UBA

The very proud and arrogant ones, who love titles, think they are unique and always brag they can take you there – Zenith Bank

The old papa who doesn’t know how to dress, walk or dance well but can be trusted – Union bank

Those who are nervously social and in a hurry to pamper you even when you don’t need it because “dem no get enough time” – Access bank

The gold diggers who want to share everything with ladies- partnership that doesn’t work – ETB

Those that request you to respect them by all means because they are men too, “afterall our MD na man too”!!! - FCMB

Those that are too shy to respect you even when they love you – Sterling Bank

Those that are too old with pot belly….the sugar daddies that love to “boogie” – First Bank

Those that are okay sha! …but but unfortunately not ready for love, they want to be on their own – Diamond bank

Those “anyhow guys” that want to encourage themselves to stand tall even when they are short – Afribank

The fine gentlemen, handsome, lovely, amicable, trustworthy and cool but doesn’t like to mingle – GTB

Those that are “born again” and would not want ladies that can stress them – Eco bank

Those that are old but still behave childishly, the mummy’s big boys – Unity Bank

The civil servant who complains too much about lean purse – Spring bank

Those who smoke, drink and gamble too much and doesn’t care what anybody says; ‘my promotion comes from the Lord’ – Wema bank

The ones that want to “form big boys” even when they are poor – Stanbic IBTC

The immature ones that want big things – Micro Finance bank.

-Original Author unknown.

 
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