JOKE OF THE WEEK


A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honour their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.

She said, @Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.”

“My darling,” he said, “think nothing of it. I get all the thanks i need every time i see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”



One day, in an English lesson, a teacher asked the pupils the difference between a long sentence and a short sentence. A boy stood up and answered “a short sentence is fifteen years imprisonment while a long sentence is life imprisonment.




QUOTE

Come , sleep with me: we won't make love, love will make us - Julio Corta`zer


TEXT MESSAGE

you are so sweet that when I thought of you my blood sugar rose, calling you will only make me diabetic



POEM

Through rock and sand

Dug father Isaac of Old

To find lasting water that

Surpasses gold.



Past neighbourhoods

Towns and lands,

Went the Samaritan woman,

Bucket in hand



Across the mountain

And over the hills

To fetch a pail of water went

Jack and Jill



But past stars and galaxies

Proceeding from the father

Came Jesus Christ,

Fountain of living water

-Original author unknown